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Re: WTF? News

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:08 pm

Those wacky Brits.



Couple attack restaurant owner and daughter, 15, ‘because their food was cold’
http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/26/couple-attack-restaurant-owner-and-daughter-15-because-their-food-was-cold-6733616/#mv-a
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Re: WTF? News

Postby Little Texan » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:01 pm

Funkmonkey wrote:Fake cop accused of trying to pull over real police department employee
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/gone-viral/sfl-fake-cop-real-cop-20170623-story.html



"When a Hialeah security guard apparently decided to give himself a promotion to police officer, he landed on the wrong side of the bars.

The security guard, Milton Morales-Perez, flashed a badge while trying to pull over a woman talking on the phone who just happened to be a spokeswoman for the Miami Police Department, and was driving an unmarked car and wearing a uniform, according to his arrest affidavit, reports The Miami Herald.

After backup arrived on the scene, the security guard stated he tried to make a traffic stop because it's dangerous use a phone while driving, records show."


This one's going to wind up in the dumb crook news.
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Re: WTF? News

Postby Funkmonkey » Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:54 pm

It's pretty easy to get blue lights and fix up a car to flash like an unmarked police car to get someone to pull over then do nasty things. Even if you're not a rent-a-cop / security guard like the guy in the article.
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Re: WTF? News

Postby Little Texan » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:24 pm

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Re: WTF? News

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:40 pm

Little Texan wrote:https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/07/17/doctors-find-27-contact-lenses-hidden-womans-eye-journal-reports/484161001/



Wow, she didn't realize she had 27 contact lenses lodged in there? No wonder she couldn't see so well. When I saw the title, the first thing I thought was she had all those lenses in her eyes because she must have thought disposable meant she didn't have to take them out. The article still isn't clear why she didn't take them out.
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Re: WTF? News

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Re: WTF? News

Postby Johann Shmidt » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:03 am

If that's real shit's gonna hit the fan at Walmart.
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Re: WTF? News

Postby Little Texan » Tue Jul 18, 2017 3:09 am

Johann Shmidt wrote:If that's real shit's gonna hit the fan at Walmart.


It's real, and Black Lives Matter is going to declare jihad on Walfart.

https://news.google.com/news/story/dUDq ... d=us&hl=en
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Re: WTF? News

Postby Funkmonkey » Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:11 pm

Yeah, just look at the title of the item "Jagazi Natural's Full Cap Weaving Net Durable Stretchy Weaving Net Weaving Cap Wig Cap". Jagazi didn't put that out; that was some douche sitting at a terminal in the middle of Into-f'ing-China that only heard once about this language people keep calling English.

That being said, are there any companies out there that are 100% white for white people?

"The real JAGAZI is a 100% black company for black people. People have often used our brand name to try and sell their products. Please be aware. Very sorry for all the distress this has caused. We are feeling the pain here as well," Jagazi said in a statement.
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Re: WTF? News

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