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Re: Atari 2600

Postby Little Texan » Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:09 pm

Funkmonkey wrote:Um, ooer missus....


http://www.free80sarcade.com/2600_Beat_Em_Eat_Em.php


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Think any teenagers jacked off to block tits and pixel nipples?
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Re: Atari 2600

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:43 pm

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Did you notice Phil Hartman in the Ice Hockey commercial?


"Do you have Ice Hockey by Activision?"
"Do you think you're ready for it?"
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Re: Atari 2600

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:44 pm

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Little Texan wrote:
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Did you notice Phil Hartman in the Ice Hockey commercial?


"Do you have Ice Hockey by Activision?"
"Do you think you're ready for it?"



It was funny to see how over the top the acting was. It was like a mini-SNL skit.
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Re: Atari 2600

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:50 pm

Little Texan wrote:
Funkmonkey wrote:Um, ooer missus....


http://www.free80sarcade.com/2600_Beat_Em_Eat_Em.php


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Think any teenagers jacked off to block tits and pixel nipples?



That's an interesting question. Thirty years ago, you just didn't have the deluge of technology that is everywhere now. Just the concept of smut being on the 2600 console was a new thrill.
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Re: Atari 2600

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:58 pm

Speaking of smut, that same company Mystique made a few more porn video games for the 2600.

In Custer's Revenge, Gen. Custer has to get past arrow flying at him to reach the indian squaw and give her the bone dance.



http://www.free80sarcade.com/2600_Custers_Revenge.php



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Re: Atari 2600

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:59 pm

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Re: Atari 2600

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:04 pm

There is also Lady in Wading, authentically depicting medieval life involving a maiden braving alligators, dragons, and monsters to reach her horn dog knight who is passing the time by stroking off waiting for her arrival at his balcony.

http://www.free80sarcade.com/2600_Lady_In_Wading.php


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Re: Atari 2600

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:52 pm

I played Phoenix for a while. That brought back some memories. Back in the day, I thought it was the bomb! But I guess my memories are sweeter than what it actually is.
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