The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!!

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The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!!

Postby DONNIEP » Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:35 pm

Yes, you read that right. This is the world's first assault rifle that no wacked out moozlim terrorist would touch, much less use to kill innocent Muslims or Christians. I give you: The Crusader!!!

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Re: The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!

Postby DONNIEP » Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:39 pm

And since this is a true select fire assault weapon, it has three settings for the fire control switch. And this is the best part. Instead of safe, fire, etc., it's marked PEACE, WAR, and GOD WILLS IT (full auto rock and roll babayyy!!!).

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Postby DONNIEP » Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:04 pm

And you can buy that lower for less than a hundred bucks...it doesn't come with the bible verse but it does have the awesome fire selector markings. I should get one and put it on my M&P!
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Re: The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!

Postby Funkmonkey » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:10 pm

"God Wills It"

I love it!

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Re: The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!

Postby DONNIEP » Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:18 am

Funkmonkey wrote:"God Wills It"

I love it!

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It's marketing genius. They'll sell every single one of these that they make.
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Re: The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!

Postby Mr. Fantastic » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:31 am

Every time I go over to this machine shop to use their equipment there's always someone in there after working hours milling out an AR-15 lower blank. There's got to be a ton of home brew AR-15's out there now. One guy made a piston driven AR-10 in .308 that turned out pretty nice.
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Re: The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!

Postby Funkmonkey » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:03 pm

What would make this gun better is a specially designed pig lard cartridge that anoints each bullet with a coating of hog fat to further defile the jihadist corpses.
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Re: The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!

Postby DONNIEP » Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:47 pm

Funkmonkey wrote:What would make this gun better is a specially designed pig lard cartridge that anoints each bullet with a coating of hog fat to further defile the jihadist corpses.


My daughter's best friend has an older brother, he's 23 I think. Enlisted in the Army at 18, became a Ranger and rotated in and out of Afghanistan repeatedly. Now, he's this little skinny kid, right? I know him and he's just a little kid, looks like he's maybe 17 years old lol. Nicest kid you'd ever meet, and the dude is a stone cold killer. Back during the summer I was over at their house, my kid was spending the weekend there, and me and her friend's mom and her friend's brother and his fiancee are all hanging out at the pool while the girls are being girls and Brad's telling this funny story that happened in Afghanistan. And we're drankin some beers and stuff and it was either my girl or her friend who asked him what it was like getting ready for a mission. And he said it was scary and that he knew every single time he might die. But...him and his buddies would always wipe their magazines down with Spam before they went out. Now, you can't dip every bullet in spam or whatever, but they'd wipe some on their mags.
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Re: The World's First Islamic Terrorist-proof Assaul Rifle!!

Postby Funkmonkey » Sun Sep 13, 2015 8:20 pm

DONNIEP wrote:
Funkmonkey wrote:What would make this gun better is a specially designed pig lard cartridge that anoints each bullet with a coating of hog fat to further defile the jihadist corpses.

But...him and his buddies would always wipe their magazines down with Spam before they went out. Now, you can't dip every bullet in spam or whatever, but they'd wipe some on their mags.


Outstanding! I love it.
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