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Dildo Hoverboard

Postby Funkmonkey » Wed May 25, 2016 2:42 pm

Does she have to lean into it to steer?

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Re: Dildo Hoverboard

Postby Funkmonkey » Wed May 25, 2016 2:45 pm

The Dildo Hoverboard was covered by Huff Post. The writer's name is, wait for it, Ron Dicker.


Dildo Hoverboard Definitely Not Taking You ‘Back To Future’
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dildo-hoverboard-definitely-not-taking-you-back-to-future-nsfw_us_57431311e4b0613b512abe01



These gizmos were already catching fire — now they’re supposed to get you hot and bothered.

Behold the Dildo Hoverboard, the newest ride for the “busy millennial.”

“The Dildo Hoverboard allows me to squeeze in that much needed pleasure time,” one excited commuter says in the video as she navigates sidewalk traffic.

But before you place an order, you should know that personal transportation hasn’t gotten quite that personal yet. The hoverboard is yet another fake dildo product from Michael Krivicka, aka @whoisthebaldguy, who brought us the Dildo Drone and Dildo Selfie Stick.

It’s a dildo world apparently, and Krivicka is determined to remind us that we’re living in it.
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